District of Columbia, United States Nov 4, 2018 (Issuewire.com) - Having trouble getting up on time in the morning? Now there's expert help for that.
With Scold Alarm, you can have a U.S. Army Drill Instructor right in your bedroom to get you out of the sack at your required time – free on the iPhone AppStore.
It's for those mornings when you really do need to get to school or an appointment on time, or else your whole world will vaporize (you know the feeling). So if it's really important to be someplace on time, why rely on a clock radio when you can have a real, live-sounding, get-the-hell-up-or-face-a-firing-squad U.S. Army Drill Instructor roust you out of bed.
“ON YOUR FEET, RECRUIT, OR I'M GONNA SHOVE THIS FLASHLIGHT SO FAR UP YOUR BEHIND YOU'LL GLOW!”
That should do it – anyway, it's lot more certain than relying your mom tapping on the bedroom door. You can listen to the Drill Instructor's full tirade at ScoldAlarm.com for free. Give it a listen – it's fun!
You can also set Scold Alarm to play a variety of other no-nonsense, forceful impersonations to arouse you out of your early morning slumber, including Mafia Capo, Caribbean Pirate, Football Coach, German Military Officer, and Beach Cop. You can listen to them all for free at ScoldAlarm.com.
Others coming soon will include Rap Singer, Security Guard, Dracula, and Rottweiler!
You can even set Scold Alarm on “Random” so you won't know which character is going to wake you up until it happens. Does that sound a little unsettling? “Don't worry,” says developer Warren Ryan, “it's a fun way to wake up and not “alarming” at all!”
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Joseph Ryan joseph@washresearch.com 202-408-7025 1250 Connecticut Ave., NW, Ste 200 http://ScoldAlarm.com
